Seven-year-old girl is declared a living GODDESS in Nepal because she has 'eyelashes like a cow' and 'a voice as clear as a duck'

I thought most modern female singers had those attributes.

You can't complain, this is ancient Hinduism. Ancient than any other religion.

Pope has just made 'Mother' Theresa a pope - whats the difference??

A voice as clear as a duck? I'd love to hear that!

If it quacks like a duck must be a duck

She doesn't look very impressed with her status!

My 9 day old son has longer eyelashes than that.... the world is mad!

To spot the eyelashes of a cow,hear the voice of a duck there needs to be bird brains to analyze that.

I need to go to Nepal and see what they think about my eyebrows then.

What a Beautiful Child .....Hope she is properly chaperoned ..and it does not spoil her too much .. ...

I do a mean Daffy Duck and my feet never touch the ground as I wear high heels. Where do I sign?

Moo! Quack! Make me a king!

We can expect to see many women describing themselves the same way on dating profiles now.

I admit it, I honestly never knew cows even have eyelashes. No cow certainly ever batted his eyelashes at me before.

One Right QUACKING-MOO !

..a voice as clear as a ducks?

Imagine if your sweetheart said to you, "My darling, you are so beautiful to me because you have eyelashes like a cow, thighs like a deer and a voice like a duck!"

But wait till she has her first period! She will then be considered "unclean" and replaced by another so-called "living goddess". Marriage and children? That's out because of a rampant superstition that anyone who marries such is doomed to die. Oh, and converting Christianity is out¿Nepal bans all such conversions. Heathenism pure and simple.

Long eyelashes ? Hardly .......

My Dad once told me my feet wouldn't touch the ground, does that count?