State of Un-dress: North Korean dictator bans jeans and piercings in latest crackdown on Western fashion

Five bucks says Kim jong eats western food when his people aren't looking.[CN]

我赌5块钱，金正恩趁国人不注意时吃西餐。

As they say in the far east ... ''He weeley Blig Plick''[CN]

正如他们在远东所说的，他这个@#￥%...

Why don't they slip him something in one of his meals? - as he looks like he eats, a lot.[CN]

为什么不见见他的伙食？他的样子看起来吃好多啊。。。

How hard can it be to rid us of this despot obviously he is a fat cry baby without his handed down powers.[CN]

要除掉这暴君有多难？没有手中的权力他不过是一个爱哭的小胖子罢了。

...but being fat and sporting a ridiculous haircut is fine! Except he's the only FAT person in North Korea, cos he ate all the pies.... and cheese![CN]

胖不是问题，发型丑不是问题。问题是，他是朝鲜唯一的超级胖子，因为他把派和奶酪都吃光了。

This is because he'd look a complete mess in jeans or anything that isn't a specially made fat-boy suit. The way he's going he'll have a heart attack soon - which the best thing that could happen for N. Korea.[CN]

可能是因为他穿牛仔裤超级难看又抑或没有胖子特制的牛仔。他再这样下去很快心脏就受不了的-这也许是对朝鲜最利好的事情。

He bans Jeans and Piercings, shame he did not ban his hair dresser you could not look more of a clown than him. Feed your people fat man.[CN]

禁牛仔裤和耳洞，惭愧啊，他没有禁他的发型，看起来就像个小丑。喂饱你的人民再说吧，胖子。

How about banning dodgy floppy haircuts?[CN]

禁掉蓬松难看的发型怎么样？

Jeans? They're lucky to have tree bark for soup.[CN]

禁牛仔裤？别啊，还可以当做树皮煮汤喝呢！

He must top the list of the most paranoid people in the world.[CN]

他绝逼是世界上最神经质的人！

They want to crack down on stupid hairstyles as well.[CN]

他们也想取缔了那个愚蠢的发型。。。

I would ban Mr Fat Boy's ruddy ridiculous haircut.[CN]

换我就要禁了金三胖的那超搞的发型。

Better tell him his favourite food is western inspired!....................[CN]

得告诉他，他最喜欢吃的食物是西方的。

What about outrageous haircuts?[CN]

不像话的发型呢？

He banned jeans because he couldn't find a pair that fits him! His decision about piercings on the other hand.....Oh well ;-)[CN]

他禁止牛仔裤是因为牛仔裤没有他合穿的。至于不能打耳洞嘛，是因为....(你懂得）

No, no, DM, you get it all wrong, the dear leader bans jeans and piercings not because he worries North Koreans are becoming exposed to outside influences, but for patent protection, since we all know it's the dear leader himself who invented jeans, piercings, and other stuff that stolen and popularized by the west, like fried chicken, burgers, pizza, sandwiches, cheese, chocolate, Coca Cola, computers, smartphone, internet, etc.

Kim Jung Fatface should be banned from North Korea and let the people go free!

Your people are starving....and you do this instead?

Does he not realise how stupid he is?

I think little fat Kim would look great with a body piercing. I suggest in one ear and out the other.