State of Un-dress: North Korean dictator bans jeans and piercings in latest crackdown on Western fashion

A wise idea indeed from the venerated Roly Poly Leader, who's genes are definately faulty.

KJU wears Lee momjeans.

The result of meeting Dennis Rodman.

Ha ha I wasn't aware that there was such a thing as a "capitalist hairstyle". I never thought I'd ever agree with this despot on anything, but I'm with him on the piercings.

Quite right what's his view on Brexit !

He will no doubt ban fresh air soon as he has taken everything else from his people. He needs to die at their hands.

Sounds like a sensible idea. I hope hew has already banned hoddies and track suits.

I would like to see the haircuts his "followers" have under their fur hats. He should set-up a factory to make Korean jeans for his workers to give them something to do.

His people think he is St up id.

The dress style comes with an attitude which I suspect is what he is attempting to combat. Clothes can be subversive, ask Viv' Westwood.

so does their police force strip search for nipple piercings now...?

YOU KNOW... I DON'T THINK NORTH KOREA SEEMS LIKE A VERY NICE PLACE TO LIVE.... AND HUMPTY DUMPTY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A VERY CARING 'DEAR LEADER'... BUT LOOK! I'M SMILING ... PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME !

That's an old photo'. News on the grapevine is, that he is so fat now he can only walk with the aid of crutches - and is also hopelessly addicted to opiate drugs and hardly knows or cares what goes on around him. When seen 'live' now, it is actually a leaner 'double'.

Pity I don't have a toadstool down the bottom of my garden. He could have come and sat on it.

You know they need to get out more when the laws they are spending so much time on are on keeping traditional fashion and hair cuts! Everything must stay the same and uniformed except their technological advancement to anihilate themselves! He needs some Tequila, and some Hawaian dancing. He misses on the jeans though. Though it looks like he likes cheeseburgers a lot! We'll bring him the burger! Coming up! Well done or rare?

Western style military uniforms, functional buttons with button holes (Germany, 13th century)...... the list goes on....

A bit of authoritarianism wouldn't go amiss in western capitals.

Hopefully everyone is required to sport his haircut. Say what you will about the man's politics, that is a fine head of hair!

The fat one's hair style should be banned.

"North Koreans have been banned from having piercings and FACE new restrictions..." Hahaha, no pun intended!