Yards from danger... but can you see why? Woman doesn't realise she has cheated death until spotting hidden predator right in front of her when she checks her photograph

威胁近在咫尺!你看出来了吗?女子重看照片才发现自己逃过死劫,猎食动物就在跟前。
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martyglo

looks like a cat, but could be a snake, doesn't look like an alligator...[CN]

看起来像猫,有可能是条蛇,看起来不像短吻鳄。

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CringeworthyReply tomartyglo

It says crocodile, not bl@@dy alligator. Pay attention![CN]

说的是鳄鱼,不是你说的嗜血短吻鳄。

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LesPaulReply tomartyglo

It's RUDY![CN]

是Rudy.

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Onkel Fritz

Where is ze snake Farage ?!?[CN]

Farage这条毒蛇(英国独立党领袖)在哪?

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Wayne The SeineReply toOnkel Fritz

Choking the life out of the NWO pigs[CN]

你这是要倡导新世界的那群猪友无法反驳啊。

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Cringlepip71

They can smell the Menstruation, she would be dead...[CN]

要是它们闻到月经的“血”味,估计这女子早就死了。

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KJ318

Photoshop[CN]

P图

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Contrarian viewpointReply toKJ318

No, small baby croc.[CN]

不是,是个小鳄鱼罢了。

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Smunky

Ain't photoshop a wonderful thing?[CN]

P图真是个好东西啊。

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Ramon B

Complete exaggeration, if you hit them on the nose and shout they soon run off. In extreme cases, throw some water on them or threaten them with a rolled up newspaper.[CN]

真是夸张。如果你一拳打在他们鼻子上,大吼一声他们估计就落荒而逃了。更有甚者,泼些水或者揉个纸团扔过去都能吓到它们。

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James2288Reply toRamon B

The best method is to sneak up quietly behind them, grab them by their tail and quickly flip them on their back. Crocs are descended from tortoises and we have all seen that they can't do anything when they on their backs. If the croc doesn't calm down, tickle its tummy, that always gets calms them down.[CN]

最好的方法就是静静地躲在它们后面,抓住它们尾巴,然后把他们翻个底朝天。鳄鱼是海龟进化而来,我们都见过的,只要翻过身子,它们就动弹不得了。如果鳄鱼不冷静,咯吱它肚子,这样能使它们平静下来。

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jceReply toRamon B

She had a laryngitis and a poorly hand, but she just happened to be drinking cup of water while reading the daily mail. What a life saver[CN]

她有喉炎,手也不灵光,但是她读着每日邮报时喝着茶。这就救了她一命。

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Angle ofthe morning

MORE dangerous to walk on any Pavement ...........in Tory Britain[CN]

在托里党英国统治下,行走在人行道上更为危险啊。

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Im

I can see a banana that's having a problem getting it up but no croc.[CN]

我看到的是有个香蕉大小的东西碰上麻烦了,绝不是鳄鱼。

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PepeGAB

Take a BIG rifle to places with critters with Big Teeth, or don't go there. Simples.[CN]

要么你就带上大型来福枪来对付这种大牙齿的动物,要么就别去。简单啊。

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GratefulAussieReply toPepeGAB

Don't go there then.[CN]

那你还是别去了

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English in OZReply toPepeGAB

If you go through swamps like that in places like that you have to expect to get eaten. She's lucky she's was breakfast, lunch and dinner.[CN]

如果你遇上这种情形估计早被吃掉了。他很幸运,没变成早餐午餐晚餐。

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PepeGABReply toPepeGAB

Who would vote down not taking a rifle to such places? Gotta be the Remoaners or Clinton-ites, both detached from reality.[CN]

谁会带支来福枪去这种地方啊,要么是留欧保守派,要么就是希拉里的粉丝才能说出这种不切实际的话。

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ching

It's a croc? Thought it's anaconda....[CN]

鳄鱼吗?确定不是大蟒蛇?

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Lee

Bull, it wasnt in the first pic. More DM crap..[CN]

Bull, 第一张照片里面根本就没有鳄鱼。每日邮报又一垃圾文章!

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Churchill69

How about open season for hunters on these creatures? Make a nice belt, handbag or pair of shoes![CN]

怎样,给猎人们来个开放季吧,猎杀这些动物,做成皮带,手提包或者鞋子。

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cam1210

Clearly photoshopped in.[CN]

明显是P图。

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Yankee Noodle

Crocs are smart and they don't eat white people as they taste too pastety and salty.[CN]

鳄鱼很聪明的,它们不吃白人, 白人尝起来黏糊黏糊的,咸咸的。

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polystyrenewombatReply toYankee Noodle

not true, all people taste like pork...yum, nothing like a tasty person for lunch- pulled person sandwich![CN]

不对,所有人尝起来都像猪肉一样...恶心啊,你以为人肉三文治做午餐真的很好吃哦?

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Z1A900

Stamp on it ![CN]

踩死它!

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SleuthReply toZ1A900

Really? Can't see the stamp, old boy. Perhaps someone was trying to post it?[CN]

真的吗?看不到邮票啊,老男人。也许有人试图发表?

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post 2

Vegetation between water and trees was not disturbed recently indicating there was no animal activity in the area she may need to take her camera for repair......[CN]

湖水和数目之间的植被一点动静都没有,这说明附近没有过动物活动,她呀,要拿相机去修了。

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Brendon Gillanders

Throw some grenades into the water.[CN]

往水里扔些手雷吧。

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Spiritdancer

Some of you should go to Specsavers - that croc is not tiny.[CN]

你们该去看看“非常拯救”节目的 - 那条鳄鱼可不小啊。

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Really

It's not a man eater!! Nothing eats humans except for mosquito's .[CN]

鳄鱼又不吃人,除了蚊子还有什么东西敢吸食人类啊。

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Boop-Beep-Boop 1ooo

the crocodile was in more danger than her[CN]

鳄鱼还危险多了。

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jceReply toBoop-Beep-Boop 1ooo

Yeah, she is Russian[CN]

没错,她就是法国人

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