Yards from danger... but can you see why? Woman doesn't realise she has cheated death until spotting hidden predator right in front of her when she checks her photograph
looks like a cat, but could be a snake, doesn't look like an alligator...[CN]
看起来像猫,有可能是条蛇,看起来不像短吻鳄。
Complete exaggeration, if you hit them on the nose and shout they soon run off. In extreme cases, throw some water on them or threaten them with a rolled up newspaper.[CN]
真是夸张。如果你一拳打在他们鼻子上,大吼一声他们估计就落荒而逃了。更有甚者,泼些水或者揉个纸团扔过去都能吓到它们。
The best method is to sneak up quietly behind them, grab them by their tail and quickly flip them on their back. Crocs are descended from tortoises and we have all seen that they can't do anything when they on their backs. If the croc doesn't calm down, tickle its tummy, that always gets calms them down.[CN]
最好的方法就是静静地躲在它们后面,抓住它们尾巴,然后把他们翻个底朝天。鳄鱼是海龟进化而来,我们都见过的,只要翻过身子,它们就动弹不得了。如果鳄鱼不冷静,咯吱它肚子,这样能使它们平静下来。
Take a BIG rifle to places with critters with Big Teeth, or don't go there. Simples.[CN]
要么你就带上大型来福枪来对付这种大牙齿的动物,要么就别去。简单啊。
Crocs are smart and they don't eat white people as they taste too pastety and salty.[CN]
鳄鱼很聪明的,它们不吃白人, 白人尝起来黏糊黏糊的,咸咸的。